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You know what I like best about most people?
Their dogs.
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Yeah, that's why I don't do that.Originally Posted by daddyusmaximus
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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I’m proud to say I’ve taught myself to play the guitar in just a few months. Want to know my secret? Stay tuned....
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So, what's the secret?
Philippians 2:10-11
To argue with a person who renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. ~ Thomas Paine
“The greatest conspiracy theory is the notion that your government cares about you”- unknown.
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Funny or true?
Or funny because it's true...
Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.
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I think your joke fell flat.
Or it's possible I'm tone deaf.
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Friends heard me playing guitar and asked if I could play Over The Hills and Far Away.
I said yes.
They said well please go.
Or it's possible I'm tone deaf.
Hard to say. But if you can toss an accordion down the toilet without it touching the sides, you have perfect pitch.
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I’ll tell you soon...so stay tuned!So, what's the secret?
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Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.
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You know what I like best about most people?
Their dogs.
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