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    Quote Originally Posted by Grand58742 View Post
    You sir have won the internet for the day...... LOLOLOLOL
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    Humor in real life...

    I stopped in one of the local gas stations out here where a couple of Deputies and one of the local PD had apparently just ended a search for a couple of people seen wearing "It" clown outfits and stalking some people in neighborhoods. I made mention that seemed pretty stupid in rural Oklahoma especially given my town is still straight Okie-billy where nearly everyone is packing. I loved one of the deputy's response.

    "Yeah, if someone shot one of them, I'd bet the other knocks that shit off."

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    A person who is not inwardly prepared for the use of violence against him is always weaker than the person committing the violence. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago

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    You know what I like best about most people?

    Their dogs.

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    You know what I like best about most people?

    Their dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexHill View Post

    The Humvee after they bbq pennywise got me

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    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez goes into Walgreens and tells the pharmacist "my boyfriend has really bad dandruff, what can I do for him?". The pharmacist tells her "give him Head and Shoulders". AOC then says "OK. But how do I give him shoulders?".
    Philippians 2:10-11

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    Pretty cool costume idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandal5 View Post
    Pretty cool costume idea.

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    It looks like he wants to have sex with the predator, did you notice the penis?

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    Philippians 2:10-11

    To argue with a person who renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. ~ Thomas Paine

    “The greatest conspiracy theory is the notion that your government cares about you”- unknown.

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