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    Quote Originally Posted by 26 Inf View Post
    That was great.
    If you liked that, you'll probably like this:

    " Nil desperandum - Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it. "
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    Last edited by TexHill; 11-19-19 at 21:30.
    A person who is not inwardly prepared for the use of violence against him is always weaker than the person committing the violence. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago

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    "Literally EVERYTHING is in space, Morty." Grandpa Rick Sanchez

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    You know what I like best about most people?

    Their dogs.

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    You know what I like best about most people?

    Their dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexHill View Post
    Philippians 2:10-11

    To argue with a person who renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. ~ Thomas Paine

    “The greatest conspiracy theory is the notion that your government cares about you”- unknown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexHill View Post
    I'm glad I was the only one in the office this morning when I saw that. I'd hate to have to explain what I was laughing so hard at.

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    Every week, I entered the state lottery hoping to win; I never did


    Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, as I walked around the local fairground.

    A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.

    She was bending over and I saw she was not wearing panties.

    I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

    I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.

    Sadly, I lost again.

    The winning number was 707.

    Moral of the story :

    Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainRaven View Post
    If you liked that, you'll probably like this
    Impressed with the airsoft weapon handling, but the first was best.
    Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President... - Theodore Roosevelt, Lincoln and Free Speech, Metropolitan Magazine, Volume 47, Number 6, May 1918.

    Every Communist must grasp the truth. Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party Mao Zedong, 6 November, 1938 - speech to the Communist Patry of China's sixth Central Committee

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    Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

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