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The issue is that usually, not always but usually, women who get implants are thin. Curvy women with a nice figure don’t typically get them, it’s the super skinny ones. THEN what ends up happening is something similar to that picture: the skin is stretched really tight around these unnatural looking spheres in her chest. It’s inhuman looking.Originally Posted by Adrenaline_6
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You know what I like best about most people?
Their dogs.
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Exactly this
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Last edited by daddyusmaximus; 07-07-20 at 20:51.
You know what I like best about most people?
Their dogs.
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Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.
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Just in case anyone actually wanted to have a little fun
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May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one
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Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.
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You know what I like best about most people?
Their dogs.
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A dirty joke, NSFW:
So, I was making love to this woman.
I had her bent over her kitchen table, giving it to her good. When all of a sudden we heard a car door slam out front.
“Oh god,” she said, “it’s my husband. Quick, use the back door!”
Well, I probably should have left at that point, but it’s not an offer you get everyday...
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who do not.-Ben Franklin
there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.-Samwise Gamgee
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Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden? POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life... Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!"
Then POOF!.... She was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
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