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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyLate View Post
    It doesn't count unless you sneak it.
    I will never forget the taste of cultured buttermilk. We used to milk cows and churn our own butter. I thought "let me try a swig of this fancy store-bought buttermilk"...
    My Mom kept bars of baker's chocolate in the kitchen cabinet- you know, the stuff that tastes like chalk. I remember when I found it I thought I hit the jackpot and snuck off to my room to eat it. One bite and I thought someone played a terrible practical joke on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyLate View Post
    It doesn't count unless you sneak it.
    I will never forget the taste of cultured buttermilk. We used to milk cows and churn our own butter. I thought "let me try a swig of this fancy store-bought buttermilk"...
    Did that too. Mom let me. She laughed. I didn't.

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    I'm digging that nap hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    Everyone remember making this mistake...

    The cough is the best part.

    "Water! Water!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyLate View Post
    It doesn't count unless you sneak it.
    I will never forget the taste of cultured buttermilk. We used to milk cows and churn our own butter. I thought "let me try a swig of this fancy store-bought buttermilk"...
    The Baker's chocolate bar was another fun surprise in the pantry.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grand58742 View Post
    The cough is the best part.

    "Water! Water!"
    Hand that kid a glass of lemonade.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyLate View Post
    It doesn't count unless you sneak it.
    I will never forget the taste of cultured buttermilk. We used to milk cows and churn our own butter. I thought "let me try a swig of this fancy store-bought buttermilk"...
    My brother has an allergy to cows milk and I didn't know.
    I come home on leave and my Cousins come to pick me up to go to a bar. I come home and see a large cold gallon of milk from the dairy.
    So I've got a buzz, I start chugging a gallon of goats milk. it didn't turn out well.

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    You know what I like best about most people?

    Their dogs.

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    You know what I like best about most people?

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