A little Humor

[Grand58742]

Because we need some dark humor at the moment.

[kirkland]

Who could forget this classic

Watch "Trump's Sons Kill a Triceratops on Hunting Safari - Liberals Believe, And They're Very Upset" on YouTube

[Diamondback]

"Democrats are the kind of people that watch Titanic over and over hoping the ship will miss the iceberg next time."
--Wngdweeler at Redstate

[Diamondback]

Who could forget this classic

Watch "Trump's Sons Kill a Triceratops on Hunting Safari - Liberals Believe, And They're Very Upset" on YouTube

Don't forget the original of that un-shopped with Spielberg and Joyce Carol Oates going apeshit about "Spielberg shot a dino!" Any '80s-'90s kid should recognize the origin of that pic...

[Grand58742]

[MistWolf]

Just be sure you're packing. Appendix style...

[vandal5]

I don't know, might be pretty good...

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[Grand58742]

You know, you don't want to laugh when you see it, but you can't help but laugh...

[Grand58742]

Thanks BCM!

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-ar-1...libs-are-near/

An American firearms manufacturer is making waves after unveiling a brand new AR-15 that glows blue whenever libs are nearby. Constructed with ancient elven technology from the forgotten land of Gondolin, this semi-automatic rifle will pulse with an ethereal blue light whenever it detects a democrat within a 100-yard radius.

"We're really lucky to have stumbled on this technology," said a representative from Bravo Company USA. "Now you can feel confident knowing your home is safe from any godless heathen commies who prowl around at night trying to take away your second amendment!"

Bravo Company has announced they will produce a very limited run of these weapons to test the market before making more of them. Pre-orders are said to be sold out with a long waiting list.

"We are also working on a version for progressives that will glow red whenever there is a racist nearby," said the representative. "Unfortunately that seems to be malfunctioning because it only seems to glow around progressives. We're still working on it."

[Diamondback]

Thanks BCM!

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-ar-1...libs-are-near/

WANT! Though around here it'd be a permanent bright sapphire...

EDIT to add:
https://babylonbee.com/news/skynet-u...oting-machines

MENLO PARK, CA—It's looking increasingly likely that Trump's lawsuits won't change the results of the election, and that his claims about fraudulent voting and suspicious voting machines won't swing the election in his favor.

But many people are now raising concerns as Silicon Valley startup Skynet has unveiled a new line of voting machines.

"WE NEED TO LOOK INTO THESE!" tweeted Trump. "RIGGED ELECTION???"

Twitter quickly fact-checked Trump's tweet though, posting a disclaimer that "Skynet is safe and secure and we welcome our new robot overlords."

"Well, this can't be good," said one commentator at the news. "Aren't these supposed to do something bad?" His computer then shot him in the face.

Republicans are claiming the machines are going to enslave humanity, but Democrats are assuring everyone the machines are totally fine and that they're fair and unbiased in their destruction of all humans.