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    Quote Originally Posted by jsbhike View Post
    The blowing through the intersections sure doesn't point to a long life.
    Not really worried about his life, if he wants to Darwin then go ahead and Darwin. Just gonna feel bad for the person who unintentionally checks him out. Even though everyone tells you "nothing you could have done to prevent it", it's a lot to walk around with for the rest of your life. Even worse if the dipshit has kids who grow up blaming you and shit like that.
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    Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandal5 View Post
    Lol

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    Leia- Kissed her brother, mother died in childbirth, abandoned by her abusive father, became a great humanitarian, tortured by her father, father killed her adopted parents, father destroyed her home, city, nation and entire world, given no time to morn, never received so much as one "sorry for your loss", comforted her brother when he lost his mentor, lead the fight to defeat a galaxy wide tyranny established by her father, gave birth to and raised a homicidal maniac and survived being ejected into the hard vacuum of deep space

    Daenerys- Sold to a savage, couldn't housebreak her housepets, couldn't, wandered desert aimlessly, plagued with civil unrest, flies off on a dragon and has a hallucinatory bender in a cave
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistWolf View Post
    Leia- Kissed her brother, mother died in childbirth, abandoned by her abusive father, became a great humanitarian, tortured by her father, father killed her adopted parents, father destroyed her home, city, nation and entire world, given no time to morn, never received so much as one "sorry for your loss", comforted her brother when he lost his mentor, lead the fight to defeat a galaxy wide tyranny established by her father, gave birth to and raised a homicidal maniac and survived being ejected into the hard vacuum of deep space

    Daenerys- Sold to a savage, couldn't housebreak her housepets, couldn't, wandered desert aimlessly, plagued with civil unrest, flies off on a dragon and has a hallucinatory bender in a cave
    Psst. That isn't Daenerys. And Cersei did way more than just kiss her brother. Hence, the joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    Psst. That isn't Daenerys. And Cersei did way more than just kiss her brother. Hence, the joke.
    Oops! Books were so terrible, I'd forgotten the character names.

    PS- When Leia kissed Luke, he wasn't her brother yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistWolf View Post
    Oops! Books were so terrible, I'd forgotten the character names.

    PS- When Leia kissed Luke, he wasn't her brother yet.
    Very true. And good for you on reading books. I have only watched the show which I am guessing doesn't line up.

    I do normally like the books better, sometimes the shows or movies will get close but hard to capture everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandal5 View Post
    Very true. And good for you on reading books. I have only watched the show which I am guessing doesn't line up.
    I quit the whole thing when John Snow was murdered in book 7. Seven books in and nothing happened. I was so frustrated, I almost threw my phone across the hangar (was listening to the books on Audible while working on helicopters).
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistWolf View Post
    I quit the whole thing when John Snow was murdered in book 7. Seven books in and nothing happened. I was so frustrated, I almost threw my phone across the hangar (was listening to the books on Audible while working on helicopters).
    Yeah book is way different than the show. Hope it was an older phone.. threw my phone once. Immediately thiught it was a bad idea to throw something that would cost me hundreds of dollars to replace lol.


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    Was not alive in the 60s but seems accurate enough.

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