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    "You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass."
    Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941




    "A wise man's heart directs him toward the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him toward the left."
    Ecclesiastes 10:2:

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    Well, if gas prices count as humor...

    "Once we get some iron in our souls, we'll get some iron in our hands..."

    "...A rapid, aggressive response will let you get away with some pretty audacious things if you are willing to be mean, fast, and naked."-Failure2Stop

    "The Right can meme; the Left can organize. I guess now we know which one is important." - Random internet comment

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    "Once we get some iron in our souls, we'll get some iron in our hands..."

    "...A rapid, aggressive response will let you get away with some pretty audacious things if you are willing to be mean, fast, and naked."-Failure2Stop

    "The Right can meme; the Left can organize. I guess now we know which one is important." - Random internet comment

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    I read this today:
    "Puts me in mind of an aquaintance of mine who was looking at a Beretta .25 auto one day in a local pawn shop. A large gentleman walked in, listened to the dialogue for a minute and said, “If you shot me with that you’d just make me mad.” My friend replied, “Well, let me see just how mad I can make you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyLate View Post
    I read this today:
    "Puts me in mind of an aquaintance of mine who was looking at a Beretta .25 auto one day in a local pawn shop. A large gentleman walked in, listened to the dialogue for a minute and said, “If you shot me with that you’d just make me mad.” My friend replied, “Well, let me see just how mad I can make you."
    Which reminds me of Lawdog's old log post about a one-shot-stop with a .25... Darwin Award that lived to collect.
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    Click the YT link...the first few minutes of this skit on covid are hilarious.

    https://twitter.com/SlappyWhite2022/...39496257290240
    "You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass."
    Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941




    "A wise man's heart directs him toward the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him toward the left."
    Ecclesiastes 10:2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artos View Post
    Click the YT link...the first few minutes of this skit on covid are hilarious.

    https://twitter.com/SlappyWhite2022/...39496257290240
    Jim Breuer is great- go back and watch some his old stuff. His imitations of AC/DC, Jack Nicholson and Joe Pesci are classic.
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    The totally true and not fake story of what REALLY happened on Jan 6.

    "Once we get some iron in our souls, we'll get some iron in our hands..."

    "...A rapid, aggressive response will let you get away with some pretty audacious things if you are willing to be mean, fast, and naked."-Failure2Stop

    "The Right can meme; the Left can organize. I guess now we know which one is important." - Random internet comment

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