A little Humor

[lalakai]

someone doesn't like cats????

[lalakai]

and for those that do actually like cats............











and that's as close as i'm getting to "off-color" humor.

[Gutshot John]

A forlorn Irishman walks into a pub and starts to drink himself stupid.

The barkeep concerned about the drunk asks him what's wrong.

"What's wrong? you see all those benches out there on the street? The ones everyone in this shithole sits on everyday...well I made those benches, but the don't call me 'Seamus the benchmaker' do they?"

"No that's true" says the barkeep.

"And those lampoles outside, that guides everyone home in the dark...I painted those poles, but they don't call me 'Seamus the pole painter' do they?"

"I suppose not" replies the barkeep.

"But you shag one goat...."

[lalakai]

okay, not really something funny, but it's an excellent site to explore. enjoy

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/archivepix.html

[lalakai]

tried to copy the original file but it was being stubborn, so here's what i got.


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect

[lalakai]

and yes....i have a bit of time on my hands today lol

[lalakai]

and i suppose there are those theorums that define men also



at the same time, if we substituted "guns" for "girls", at least there would be a defensible definition to label hdr's as evil.

[lalakai]

okay dogs, gotta have some more input for the humor, don't be shy.

[bkb0000]

nevermind

[Disciple]