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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox View Post
    With no belt.
    You don't need a belt at the range.
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    ****ing awesome. Hahaha

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    No punchlines here but a couple of items that might give someone a chuckle.

    Here's a story (w/ video) of some Ferrari-driving entitled little rich prick in NYC that thought it would be a good idea to run over the cop's foot that was issuing him a parking citation. (spoiler alert--it turned out to be a really bad idea )

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...KSjY4L5WKxdvbK

    And if you need to relive the ignominy of that summer afternoon at the pool when you tried to impress the shit out of little Susie Rottencrotch by doing a flip off the board which ended in a belly flop, check out German olympic diver Stephan Feck: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympi...6720--oly.html

    Probably not the dive that earned him a spot on the team.
    Last edited by montanadave; 08-07-12 at 10:33. Reason: replace link

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    George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

    As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

    As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

    The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanadave View Post
    No punchlines here but a couple of items that might give someone a chuckle.

    Here's a story (w/ video) of some Ferrari-driving entitled little rich prick in NYC that thought it would be a good idea to run over the cop's foot that was issuing him a parking citation. (spoiler alert--it turned out to be a really bad idea )

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...KSjY4L5WKxdvbK

    And if you need to relive the ignominy of that summer afternoon at the pool when you tried to impress the shit out of little Susie Rottencrotch by doing a flip off the board which ended in a belly flop, check out German olympic diver Stephan Feck: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...KSjY4L5WKxdvbK

    Probably not the dive that earned him a spot on the team.
    The second link is the same as the first...
    Funny indeed. I take it the bus was for the policeman with the hurt foot not the spoiled little tit baby lying on the ground that got his feewings huwt by the mean powice?
    Last edited by Waylander; 08-07-12 at 10:30.
    Do you even get down innagrass, bro?

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    "Nothing good moon, nothing good"

    Ha ha. Good one man. I need that laugh at work today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by munch520 View Post

    and a funny pic from the range..shooting a UTG-outfitted AK off bench-rest, yet needs the 27 pouches + camelbak.
    With hair like that, I bet he's the only one qualified to handle his Glock Fo-tay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhurdan View Post
    With hair like that, I bet he's the only one qualified to handle his Glock Fo-tay.
    My first thought when I saw that hair was:

    Last edited by munch520; 08-07-12 at 13:45.

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    A Little AR Humor

    I am a huge AR15 fan, and ownership advocate, please make no mistake about that. I have burned many a mortgage payment worth of 5.56 and .223 through my guns.

    Presently I am loving my BCM mid gas 14.5. The BCM bolt group runs like a champ with militec or slip2k. It even runs wolf and tula reliably.

    BUT

    I just had to express some "not-so-serious" gripes about the AR-15 platform, and why I chose my grandfathers old lever action for home defense.....

    Sarcasm Alert!

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