A little Humor

[montanadave]

Can't understand a word of it, but it's still pretty entertaining: http://unofficialnetworks.com/japane...aining-122150/

[DragonDoc]

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!""Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"The manager opens his dictionary and reads: "Panda: a tree-dwellingmammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and whitecoloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

[chadbag]

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!""Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"The manager opens his dictionary and reads: "Panda: a tree-dwellingmammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and whitecoloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

There is actually a book entitled that (Eats shoots and leaves)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/159...Z38243R855S3MH


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[chadbag]

Can't understand a word of it, but it's still pretty entertaining: http://unofficialnetworks.com/japane...aining-122150/

An oldie but always a goodie.

Come on, you can understand at least some of it:

sports car (no) tire
F1 (no) tire
slick (no) tire
truck (no) tire

[no ( の ) is the Japanese possessive "particle"]

Just say each of the above in your best hollywood japanese accent and then watch the video again and you will hear all the above and probably a few more...

That last front loader tire was awesome. It probably would have had many more meters of distance if it hadn't destroyed the ramp.

You got to love the japanese style of video editing as well... (on the front loader, right before it hits the ramp, cutting to other scenes)

And the seriousness with which they do these stunts. Lab coats?


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[a0cake]

Animal Facing Extinction in 2023 ****s Its Way Back


http://www.theonion.com/articles/ani...adline:default

[DragonDoc]

Can't understand a word of it, but it's still pretty entertaining: http://unofficialnetworks.com/japane...aining-122150/

40m in the air and pure destruction on the ground. Front loader tires are no joke when they get up to speed.

[DragonDoc]

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[MountainRaven]

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx212/dragondoc/YouShouldBeHung.jpg

Grammar!

Because there is a difference between being hung and being hanged!

[Waylander]

Grammar!

Because there is a difference between being hung and being hanged!

Or the difference in knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

[DragonDoc]

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."