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    For the lovers of folk art, I offer the virtually unknown and rarely viewed "Cat Prevents House Fire" by iconic American artist Norman Rockwell:

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    Dave, your attachment does not seem to work. Or it did not for me.

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    Didn't work for me either ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousStudent View Post
    Dave, your attachment does not seem to work. Or it did not for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by exkc135driver View Post
    Didn't work for me either ...
    Well... that's nuts. I guess just consider yourselves lucky.

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    Stop dicking the dog, please. It's gross.

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    A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear
    on his Roof.

    He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad
    for Up North Bear Removers.

    He called the number listed and the Bear Remover said he'd be over within an
    hour.

    The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a
    Baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily
    scarred Old pit bull.

    What are you going to do? the homeowner asked.

    I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go
    up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
    off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go.
    The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
    back of the van.

    He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. What's the shotgun for? The
    homeowner asked.

    If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog.

    "Addressing the problem of shootings by ban or confiscation of non-criminal's guns is like addressing the problem of rape by chopping off the Johnson of everyone who DIDN't rape anyone while not only leaving the rapists' equipment intact, but giving them free viagra to boot." --Me

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    “It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.” Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousStudent View Post
    I predict butthurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousStudent View Post
    Oh man, I love that one

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    "I'd rather have a Bloody Mary made from the bandage drippings of a dozen Ebola victims than watch BattleField Earth again."

    SeriousStudent

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    S.M.
    "I'd rather have a Bloody Mary made from the bandage drippings of a dozen Ebola victims than watch BattleField Earth again."

    SeriousStudent

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