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    Quote Originally Posted by VIP3R 237 View Post
    Go read the reviews on this. It's incredible.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0121DR6KA..._NdRUwb13K2GQ7

    After reading those I ordered 6 of them!!!!!
    In no way do I make any money from anyone related to the firearms industry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by VIP3R 237 View Post
    Go read the reviews on this. It's incredible.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0121DR6KA..._NdRUwb13K2GQ7
    Easily the best one:

    I had to stop using mine. It was costing too much money, the constant visits to my doctor for erections lasting more than four hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fallenromeo View Post
    Easily the best one:
    Incorrect.

    This one takes the cake:
    By Travis B. - December 11, 2015
    Wow is all I can say. It is a shame that Amazon can't give the option for eleven stars on this product, because like an ugly freshman prom date, this thing goes all the way and then some.

    I mounted this thing to my M1 Garand and my level of tactical effectiveness has hit official Travis Haley levels (no one cares Chris Costa). I mounted grip pods on all four sides (I don't need sighting systems, I use lasers exclusively) so I can deploy them from any firing position for stability.

    In addition, if an enemy combatant is around a corner, I can send the muzzle around and stun them with the muzzle blast, then knock them out with the explosive deployment of the grip pod legs: people this is the safest way to get CONFIRMED knife kills.

    In addition, you can use the grip pods to torque the barrel to the left or right to curve your bullets around corners. Over tightening this with your protruding grips can also change your twist rate enough to stabilize a variety of bullets, so basically your 1:7 can really be a 1:7-13 barrel. Yeah.

    As for the actual brake efficiency, we are talking about 110% recoil reduction. That is right, this brake is so effective it pulls the whole gun forward (even my 37lb tacticool delta Garand) which adds extra velocity to your bullet, because science.

    As far as durability goes, I had one of my swift boat buddies run this thing over with an M1A4 Abrams (the stealth version) and this brake BROKE THE TRACKS! So yeah, that was my first confirmed tank kill.

    I can't say enough about this awesome piece of tactical awesomeness.
    And then there is this Q&A:

    Q: Will this make Diane Fienstein Moist?

    A: I'm already building an ark, put it that way
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    Last edited by Big A; 02-10-16 at 18:18.
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    A little Humor

    Quote Originally Posted by VIP3R 237 View Post
    Go read the reviews on this. It's incredible.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0121DR6KA..._NdRUwb13K2GQ7
    I'm getting one for my hi point!
    Last edited by JulyAZ; 02-26-16 at 00:28.

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    Two guys walk into a bar, the bartender says "What can I getcha?"

    The first guy says: "I'll have some H two O."

    The second guys says: "I'll have some H two O too."

    The second guy died....
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big A View Post
    Two guys walk into a bar, the bartender says "What can I getcha?"

    The first guy says: "I'll have some H two O."

    The second guys says: "I'll have some H two O too."

    The second guy died....
    [rimshot]

    Quote Originally Posted by JSantoro View Post
    Stop dicking the dog, please. It's gross.

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    Lolz...
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    Hey I just lost an Electron

    You sure?

    Yeah man I'm positive.

    (Read it in Cheech and Chong voices)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    Hey I just lost an Electron

    You sure?

    Yeah man I'm positive.

    (Read it in Cheech and Chong voices)
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "how much for a drink?"

    The bartender says "for you, no charge."
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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