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    Hellen Keller walks into a bar, and a table and then a chair...
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big A View Post
    Hellen Keller walks into a bar, and a table and then a chair...
    Dude, not cool. Nazis killed her man.
    It was in her diary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    Dude, not cool. Nazis killed her man.
    It was in her diary.
    Lolz.

    What's red and bad for your teeth?

    A brick...
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"

    The horse says "My alcoholism is slowly destroying my family"....
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    Dude, not cool. Nazis killed her man.
    It was in her diary.
    Lies! Helen Keller chose to go to gulag and intentionally lost her sight and hearing while in gulag to prove loyalty to party and state before being released by magnanimous order of tovarisch Stalin.
    " Nil desperandum - Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it. "
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    In honor of international women's day:
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
    -Fjallhrafn
    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    In Memory of the Final Day of Krispy Kreme closing in Woodridge, Illinois

    Quote Originally Posted by Failure2Stop View Post
    If you are in a fight, and something impedes your ability to adequately project force, correct that problem or remove yourself from the fight.

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    Found this at random while looking for something else entirely.

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