DUMBEST things overheard at the gun store.

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Shows bring out the room temperature IQ people. We actually had a guy who wanted to trade a Taurus PT111 and a Maverick 88 shotgun for a SCAR-H straight up. He was flabbergasted that we said we'd maybe knock off $150. He then went into a big thing about how the Maverick is considered the best shotgun in the game, the SEALs use it, etc. So dumb they can't fathom that anyone else isn't as dumb as them.

Yeah, I had a guy at the Gunshow on Saturday offer me an SKS that looked like someone puked an UTG and Tapco catalog on it, with a cross-threaded and upside down flash-hider and el-cheapo le excremente laser/light combo in trade for a $600 pistol with laser grips (M&P .45).