Went with a friend to view some handguns- it's her first firearm purchase and she asked me to help out. She picked the shop; one I've never been to. It salad fudd central in there. I think most of the folks there grew up eating lead paint chips by the way they were talking and handling firearms.
I hear all of the following statements in the same shop in about an half hours time:
1) silencers increase the bullet velocity and make the bullet completely silent- so you can kill faster and not be heard by anyone. That's why only tier one tactical operators are allowed to have them.
2) A compact M&P 9mm is too big for a lady to handle. The 9mm gets stopped by glass and thick clothing anyway. What she needs is a small .38 special so she can handle it and kill the bad guy.
3) I don't even load my shotgun; all you need to do is cock it and they will be in the next county. -yes he said cock it.
4) Aimpoint red dot sights are crap You can't even adjust the magnification- that's why I bought an NC Star tactical scope because it's the same scope the army issued to me in Afghanistan .
5) assault rifles are shit for self defense weapon- I can shoot circles around those pieces of junk with my hi-point carbine.
6) I keep having issues with my Taurus jamming and not firing- but it's the best gun made so I know it'll work when I need it.
I refrained from speaking to anyone except my friend and afterwards I took her to a real gun shop where she purchased a Goock 19. The salesman at the gun shop she chose kept pushing a Taurus pink lady .38 special on her.
I'm so glad she asked me to go along with her. She would've listened to the idiot and ended up with a pink piece of shit that likely would have blown to bits on her with the +P+ ammo he told her to buy with it...
Fudd gun shops are the worst!
We interrupt this programme to bring you an important news bulletin: the suspect in the Happy Times All-Girl Glee Club slaying has fled the scene and has managed to elude the police. He is armed and dangerous, and has been spotted in the West Side area, armed with a meat cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other...
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