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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    The 5.11 kilt would look gay even at Rocky Horror.

    ESPECIALLY in Multicam.

    You would look less manly than the guy in a corset with fishnets

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    Nah bro. Kryptek ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    The 5.11 kilt would look gay even at Rocky Horror.

    ESPECIALLY in Multicam.

    You would look less manly than the guy in a corset with fishnets

    Dead. Serious.
    I have three 5.11 Tactical Duty Kilts.

    Including one in Multicam. Which I only ever wear with my Darn Tough "Captain America" socks.

    Because 'Merica.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fjallhrafn View Post
    I have three 5.11 Tactical Duty Kilts.

    Including one in Multicam. Which I only ever wear with my Darn Tough "Captain America" socks.

    Because 'Merica.
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    The kilt would have reigned supreme at the drive in theater of yesteryear: no more getting your dick caught in your blue jeans zipper plus a couple other pros. I always heard that Pee Wee Herman, another Florida boy, favored kilts. 50 years ago I wore a Roman toga a couple times, but the event was a toga party.

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    The kilt started as an April Fools joke. Enough ppl started asking for them that 5.11 put them into production.
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    Quote Originally Posted by williejc View Post
    The kilt would have reigned supreme at the drive in theater of yesteryear: no more getting your dick caught in your blue jeans zipper plus a couple other pros. I always heard that Pee Wee Herman, another Florida boy, favored kilts. 50 years ago I wore a Roman toga a couple times, but the event was a toga party.
    A female friend told me she liked skirts because they were easy access. I never imagined using a kilt as the male equivalent to sending the "it's ok to play" signal to a hot date.

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    Ya know why its called a kilt? Because the last person to call it a dress got kilt.

    I totally want a 5.11 kilt in Highlander.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    At the late night, double feature picture shoooooow. In the back rooooow oh oh ohhhhhh
    I wanna go

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    5.11 wasn't the first, or the second, or the . . .

    http://www.tactikilt.com/7-tactical-kilts


    When you attend Highland Games, Gatherings of the Clans, Irish festivals, etc. there are a lot of vendors who custom make kilts from any camouflage pattern to tuxedo kits suitable for state dinners parties.
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    At the shoot house class I recently attended, one of the other guys wore one the second day.
    Kryptek.
    I made a mental note not to look up at the catwalk when in the shoot house.

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