Five people you want on your side in a bar fight (humor post)

[JSandi]

Okay, this seems to be floating around the internet.

Rules are simple, pick 5 folks you would want on your side in a bar fight, post names and picks.

Can be real or fiction.

They have to be able to fit inside your basic bar, time square on New Years Eve, your state fair etc... don't count so Godzilla and others is out.








Here's my five:

Darth Vader


Yoda


King Leonidas


Josey Wales


Jason Bourne

[ZDL]

Chuck Norris.

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[Robb Jensen]

God.

No others needed.

[ZDL]

God.

No others needed.

I already said chuck norris dude. Way to be original.

[Failure2Stop]

The responding officers.

[hatt]

It wouldn't hurt to have John Matrix waiting outside just in case the dudes you're fighting call up a third world revolutionary army. Even Chuck needs help sometimes.

[bkb0000]

Pai Mei


Neo - he's kind of a fag, but this trick, among others, would come in handy


This cat


Ash Williams


Max

[Safetyhit]

I already said chuck norris dude. Way to be original.

In an ideal world perhaps...but the things Chuck Norris does on film are just that, the things Chuck Norris does on film. Movies could even make you look like a wrecking crew if portrayed properly.

I can think of a hundred people that I personally know alone that would likely decimate him in very quickly. Fighting in the street is a far cry from movie fighting and even many martial arts studios. Goofy choice, though this is labled as a humor post I know. He is just so small...

My selections would be several folks I know from here in NJ and also South Philly.

[ZDL]

In an ideal world perhaps...but the things Chuck Norris does on film are just that, the things Chuck Norris does on film. Movies could even make you look like a wrecking crew if portrayed properly.

I can think of a hundred people that I personally know alone that would likely decimate him in very quickly. Fighting in the street is a far cry from movie fighting and even many martial arts studios. Goofy choice.

My selections would be several folks I know from here in NJ and also South Philly.

HOLY SHIT! Where the F have you been the last few years??!?!?!!?

[PPGMD]

Max

The ironic part is that he got that part because of a bar fight.