Five people you want on your side in a bar fight (humor post)

[Macx]

Give me the Victor Creed of the comic books, not the recent movies

Chase that with a dose of crazy Russian MMA guy Andrei Arlovski

Connor and Murphy McManus, because underdogs . . . . . well ... just cause.

Top it off Riddick


Hey, it's just a barfight. We aren't talking about going to war.

[kal]

T-1000 Terminator

x5

[13F3OL7]

Might as well have people who fight dirty.

Wolverine


Batman


Predator


Frank Castle "The Punisher"

[LOKNLOD]

Sounds corny, but 5 of my dad in his prime. Not the biggest or strongest guy in the world, but word is he was a helluva mean sumbitch back in the day. I'd like to see him in action.

[ToddG]

With friends like these, who needs superheroes?

[Dunderway]

[The_War_Wagon]

I'm bringing five hungry grizzlies. I don't HAVE to outrun them - I only have to outrun the drunk rowdies, and since bears can't drive, I was the DD anyways, thereby leaving me sober enough to HAUL ASS! I got better things to do than stick around for a bar fight...

[FromMyColdDeadHand]

The Duke
John Cassavetes
Lee Marvin
Sam Peckinpah
and a case of whisky

Actually, the baddest ass I've read about in the last year was a 5 year old boy that protected six other children from a rabid fox.

5-Year-Old Boy Pins Down Rabid Fox to Protect Brother

"A 5-year-old boy grabbed a rabid fox by the neck and pinned it to the ground during a family cookout, protecting six other children before his stepfather could kill the animal. I wanted to protect my little brother," said Rayshun McDowell."

"I looked out the window and Rayshun had the fox by the neck and was pushing it into the ground," said his mother, Shinda Linder. "I couldn't believe what I was seeing."

"Rayshun, meanwhile, asked only for a Band-Aid and didn't complain of any pain."

I'll take five of him in fifteen years. Talk about a sheepdog.

[Jerm]

Looks like Bruce Lee and Jason have already been taken.

I've always thought he was overrated in the ring(how could he not be?).But in a bar fight?...

Prime Mike-



Sugar Shane-Super cool guy and one of my favorite fighters.I got to hang out with him for a few hours(with a few other guys)the morning after one of his fights(dont ask which).

Doubt you'll see him in many bars though...



2 for 1?...I'll count it as two."They'd" enjoy themselves anyway.



Last but certainly not least...

[M4Fundi]

I didn't think I could laugh any harder after Failure2Stop's answer and then I saw "this cat" and I laughed so hard I started praying to GotM4's choice not to let me have a heart attack