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    You know your rifle is crap if... (gun humor)

    I made up this list for shooters who fail to realize that their rifle is a lemon. Feel free to add any of your own...


    You know your rifle is crap if...

    It has a hard time getting a tight one shot group.

    You have to oil it with lemon juice

    It has a bolt face like a rock climber's knee

    People ask you why you painted over the orange flash suppressor.

    People ask you "you want peanut butter with that jam"?

    Your firing pin applied for unemployment.

    When you get ready to shoot, other people take out their earplugs.

    People at the range ask you to stop cussing so much.

    Your pasties are simulated bullet holes.

    The only day your range will let you shoot is Feb 30th.

    When you take your rifle off safe, the other shooters walk down range to check their targets.

    They have to mow the grass behind your target.

    Dust won't even seat in your mag well.
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    Stick with your day job

    Lemon Juice?

    By pasties I thought you meant the things strippers wear whan they can't go topless.

    I might just have to start yelling out "Peanut Butter!".
    Last edited by FromMyColdDeadHand; 09-13-09 at 15:09.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iraq Ninja View Post
    Your pasties are simulated bullet holes.

    They have to mow the grass behind your target.
    Haha great stuff. These two are my favorite.

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    How about you are a subject matter expert on stopages!
    Last edited by mark5pt56; 09-13-09 at 15:14.
    GET IN YOUR BUBBLE!

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    You know your rifle is crap when your tac reload consists of asking your mom for a ride to the store to buy refill bb packs.
    Last edited by Kimbo; 09-13-09 at 15:20.

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    Talking

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    You know your rifle is crap if-

    it is so KISS it can only be usefully employed as a club.
    Last edited by Failure2Stop; 09-13-09 at 16:16.
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    If it was featured in the "Bubba Gun" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Failure2Stop View Post
    You know your rifle is crap if-

    it is so KISS it can only be usefully employed as a club.
    or...

    it is KISS so it's EASIER TO USE as a club.
    When preparing to engage in a battle of wits, it's best to ensure you're using quality ammunition.

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    removed
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