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Thread: You know your rifle is crap if... (gun humor)

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    If it looks like an AR, but is chambered for .410 Shotshells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geminidglocker View Post
    If it looks like an AR, but is chambered for .410 Shotshells.
    And is a break-open single shot...

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    Last edited by geminidglocker; 09-13-09 at 21:07.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geminidglocker View Post
    At least these wont rattle much!

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    If your chainsaw bayonet is the most dangerous part.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ljd_hUxCfI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iraq Ninja View Post
    I made up this list for shooters who fail to realize that their rifle is a lemon. Feel free to add any of your own...


    You know your rifle is crap if...

    When you get ready to shoot, other people take out their earplugs.

    People at the range ask you to stop cussing so much.

    The only day your range will let you shoot is Feb 30th.

    When you take your rifle off safe, the other shooters walk down range to check their targets.
    Great idea for a thread. I like these best...
    Last edited by Col_Crocs; 09-14-09 at 20:01.

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    Yeah if it's stamped armscor and the FCG pins are made of music wire...

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    Your B10 lights one when you walk up to the firing point.
    The hostage on your target is diagnosed with " Stockholm Syndrome"
    Your target doesn't move but the ones on either side don body armor.

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    You know your rifle is crap if Sen. Feinstein uses it as an example of an acceptable firearm to own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Failure2Stop View Post
    You know your rifle is crap if-

    it is so KISS it can only be usefully employed as a club.
    hahahahahahaha!

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