JW777's Redneck Christmas moment

**theblackknight** · 12-25-09, 18:35

Sweet drawing. Atleast you flanked his position!

**John_Wayne777** · 12-25-09, 18:38

Originally Posted by theblackknight

Sweet drawing. Atleast you flanked his position!

I should also note that the backstop for the bowshots was my Charger.

If there were arrows sticking out of my Charger I would not have been as nice about it as my neighbor. I would be on the news.

**silentsod** · 12-25-09, 18:55

That is one of the funniest things I have read in a while.

Hope the smell is at least partly washed away in the rain, and thanks for making this Christmas merrier!

**nutnless220** · 12-25-09, 19:00

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**Alpha Sierra** · 12-25-09, 19:03

Skunks are of the devil.

I terminate every one I see with extreme prejudice.

**MarshallDodge** · 12-25-09, 19:12

Great story, my sides are aching.

I can relate-
Back when I lived in Illinois, I was out in my garage working on my car. It was a moderately cool fall night and I hear some rustling near the end of my driveway. I walk to the end of my driveway and figure out that it is skunks that are going in and out of the culvert pipe in my neighbors driveway across the street.

I went in and called the neighbor, just in case he wanted to do something about it. His dogs were getting sprayed by them 3-4 times a year. A few minutes later he walks out with his home built M16 with a home built suppressor. Nothing is registered and is completely illegal to own in Illinois.

I walked over and told him that there are better choices. He said that he was just going to stand above the culvert and wait till they popped their heads out. He had some firecrackers and lit them at one end of the culvert while I attempted to shoot them with a lightly loaded 45 as they came out the other end running through the ditch. Those things move at a pretty good clip when they are scared and I think they all got away.

Today I would have grabbed the 12 gauge but back I thought I was hot stuff with a handgun.

**theblackknight** · 12-25-09, 19:25

Originally Posted by John_Wayne777

JW777 is now shopping for one of those high-powered .22 caliber air guns.

Ive got a pump Daisy thats got a rifled barrel. Crows that swoop on the little ones and those tactical possums that dig in the trash have learned not to by thier dead friends.