JW777's Redneck Christmas moment

**PRGGodfather** · 12-25-09, 20:16

F-in-A, bubba -- I'm still grinning after reading this one!

Merry Christmas, brother! ROFLMAO

**FromMyColdDeadHand** · 12-25-09, 20:26

It wasn't until I went away to college that I realized that most families don't leave Santa cookies and a beer for his snack.

**Joe R.** · 12-25-09, 22:49

Thanks JW. Since I got to spend Christmas Eve, and Christmas night at work this was just the grin inducing story I needed!

PS: You might want to keep Dad away from the bow from now on...

**SWATcop556** · 12-25-09, 22:54

Merry F**king Christmas!!

**John_Wayne777** · 12-25-09, 23:30

Originally Posted by Joe R.

Thanks JW. Since I got to spend Christmas Eve, and Christmas night at work this was just the grin inducing story I needed!

PS: You might want to keep Dad away from the bow from now on...

His quote to me: "That was a hard shot!"

I don't disagree. I don't think many bowhunters regularly practice for a close range shot underneath a van. I suck with a bow so I certainly wouldn't have done any better using that weapon.

I just would have preferred a little more patience so we could actually dispatch the animal without looking like characters right out of Hee-Haw.

**Avenger29** · 12-26-09, 01:10

I went in and called the neighbor, just in case he wanted to do something about it. His dogs were getting sprayed by them 3-4 times a year. A few minutes later he walks out with his home built M16 with a home built suppressor. Nothing is registered and is completely illegal to own in Illinois.

I completely understand. A man can only take so much...

**Volucris** · 12-26-09, 01:24

What was the skunk doing exactly that was a reason for it to die?

Poor thing was probably trying to stay dry. I know it was miserable outside here in KC today. Barn cats, opossums, a mouse, and every living creature within a half mile was huddled together outside my sliding glass door this morning with wind blowing snow drifts on them.