Marketing: I'm Doing It Wrong

[four]

sorry. I looked at him and read Captain Chris and all I got was this guy.

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[d90king]

Holy Mother Of God. How does he get away with using all of those companies logos?

What a tool...

[Zhurdan]

I half expected the "Frequently asked Questions" portion to consist of things like...

Q - "Are you completely full of shit or did you get dropped on your head as a child?"
A - "No, I'm not full of shit, but I was dropped on the floor as a child, but I kicked it's ass"

Q - "When I call, with there be a real 'Operator' on the other end of the line?"
A - "Unfortunately no. I don't believe in training people how to take orders. I just show them a few simple moves like punching keys and they should be fine in just a few minutes"

Q - "Did the Nazi's ever win a battle in WWII?"
A - "No. They just ran away in fear of receiving a flailing neck chop from the rich aristocrats that learned these techniques."

[sadmin]

There was another guy a few years back offering the same stuff, if I recall he didn't last very long. The guys who talk about how bad the are make me laugh, It's that guy standing off to the side minding his business that I worry about. Those who have been around real operators know that calm and cool whens the game. The garbage these guys still usually sale get people killed.

[John_Wayne777]

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While I am not the world's foremost expert on self defense and I don't have "international mercenaries" as students, I'm pretty sure that Captain Crunch couldn't turn me into a badass in an hour or less.

I mean, I'm not a warrior by any stretch...but despite my usually good nature and cherub-like demeanor it's still a pretty bad idea to attack me. Somehow I doubt Captain Crunch could make my fangs any sharper or my venom any deadlier.

There was another guy a few years back offering the same stuff, if I recall he didn't last very long. The guys who talk about how bad the are make me laugh, It's that guy standing off to the side minding his business that I worry about. .

Believe it or not there are even some firearms trainers out there whose entire marketing scheme is based on being the baddest MFer in the room...hence Todd's little joke about marketing. Given what we know about some of the other people in the room it's pretty damn comical, but it's there none the less. The people out there who don't know what they don't know and who are gullible enough to believe that watching a DVD for an hour really will turn them into some world-changing badass are apparently numerous and readily willing to part with their money.

[Zhurdan]

hahaha... Cherub fangs. Quick, someone bust out the Motivational poster maker!

[tiger seven]

He's got nothin' on this guy.






Derek

[JSantoro]

You beat me to it!

Break the wrist. Walk away....

[Rider79]

Grappling is an Olympic sport?

I hold black belts in 5 different martial arts, a U.S. Gold Medal in Grappling...

So do you get a free gun with this? Oh, sorry, I thought I was looking at an ad for Front Sight.

[Shane1]

I just want to know what kind've parents name thier kid 'Captain'