Confessions of a Married Man (W/Children)

[C4IGrant]

Ok, it is time to come clean and admit things that we would NEVER utter in public. I have some guilty confessions to make that I am not proud of, but they are true.

I believe I am not alone in this and there are many other husbands and fathers out there that have done the same things I have. So let us repent together and acknowledge what we have done.


Childrens shows that I either sing along with and or have watched:

Dora
Barney
Baby Einstein


"Wife" shows that I have gotten sucked into and cannot escape (resistance is futile)

Gray's anatomy
Smallville
American Idol
So you think you can dance
Dancing with the stars


I ask that my brothers in arms to forgive me for what I have done (watched). I am now off to ride my ATV and shoot something in disgust.



C4

[Jay Cunningham]

I don't have kids but I have a wife who constantly watches TV. I've been vacuum-dragged into Reba and Smallville.

I leave the room when Dancing With the Stars or Ghey's Anatomy comes on, however.

[Bolt_Overide]

+1 on smallville.. I got sucked into it on my last iraq trip, someone was passing around season 1 and 2 on dvd and the rest... history.

[M4arc]

Childrens shows that I either sing along with and or have watched:

- Backyardigans
- Wonderpets

"Wife" shows that I have gotten sucked into and cannot escape (resistance is futile)

Grey's Anatomy

"Husband" shows that I have gotten the "wife" sucked into and she cannot escape (resistance is futile)

Deadliest Catch

[Shihan]

I have to admit I have become my wifes bitch and watch American Idol.
I wont tell my age but im way to old for the baby my younger wife and I have and now I watch the Wiggles daily and know all of the damn songs!

[DrMark]

Childrens shows that I either sing along with and or have watched:

- The Wiggles
- Hannah Montana

"Wife" shows that I have gotten sucked into and cannot escape (resistance is futile)

- American Idol

"Wife/Children" shows that I have gotten sucked into

- Little House on the Prairie (reruns)

"Husband" shows that I have gotten the "wife" sucked into and she cannot escape (resistance is futile)

- Battlestar Galactica

"Daddy" shows that I have gotten the "kids" sucked into

- Speed Racer (DVD)

Shows that the wife and I have somehow gotten sucked into

- Lost

[UVvis]

Childrens shows that I either sing along with and or have watched:

Veggie tales and Blues clues here. Only, I have no kids, but am married....

[C4IGrant]

Childrens shows that I either sing along with and or have watched:

Veggie tales and Blues clues here. Only, I have no kids, but am married....

Am down with VT and BC's. I have an excuse though, you on the other hand have issues!





C4

[UVvis]

Am down with VT and BC's. I have an excuse though, you on the other hand have issues!
C4

Come on!

I believe in setting my goals as low as possible. That way, if I don't achieve them, I don't feel to bad about it. So Blues Clues is a fall back self esteem enhancer.

And veggie tales is just funny to me, and really makes me hungry for salads.

Ok, maybe I do have issues....

[Dozer]

Forgive me brothers for I too have sinned. In the last seven years as a husband and father I have commited the following "sins".

First concert:
The Wiggles

Kids' shows:
The Wiggles
Dora the Explorer
Diego
Any Spiderman cartoon for my boy

Wife's shows:
ER
What about Brian

As an attempt for redemption I have done the following,

Shows I sucked my wife into:
Mail call
Future Weapons
UF 5
any UFC ppv

Following Grant's example I am going to make a trip to the range and shoot both my rifle and pistol until either I am out of rounds or my hands are too sore to continue.


S/F
Libardo