Confessions of a Married Man (W/Children)

**Seth Harness** · 04-13-07, 18:16

Yes, for I to have no shame.

Kids;
Dora... HOLY CRAP Dora, all the time, on tv, on dvd, on video, dora live.
If its not dora its spongbob Squarepants.

Wife;
American idol, I hate that show.
Oh yeah and Scrubs

Me;
I got everybody interested in Future Weapons though, so it all works out.

HAHA Good thread.

**Barry in IN** · 04-13-07, 18:29

FINE! Yes, I've done it!
I'm a stay-home Dad. I have to take a training class to be around adults for three days once or twice a year.

I've sung along to kid's shows, but the songs on Noggin between shows (that are performed by what I'm guessing are unsuccessful rockers) are the ones that get me most. Speaking of Noggin, their commercials with the adults singing the Franklin theme in the elevator cracks me up.

Wonder Pets and Oswald are good for getting a song stuck in my head all day, but I do tend to change the lyrics some...

Watching wife shows? No. My wife doesn't watch any. She usually has HGTV on. She used to watch ER some, but as a hospital pharmacist she got sick of all the errors.

**DrMark** · 04-13-07, 18:29

Originally Posted by UVvis

Childrens shows that I either sing along with and or have watched:

Veggie Tales and Blues clues here. Only, I have no kids, but am married....

Veggie Tales is good stuff.

**C4IGrant** · 04-13-07, 18:46

Originally Posted by Barry in IN

FINE! Yes, I've done it!
I'm a stay-home Dad. I have to take a training class to be around adults for three days once or twice a year.

I've sung along to kid's shows, but the songs on Noggin between shows (that are performed by what I'm guessing are unsuccessful rockers) are the ones that get me most. Speaking of Noggin, their commercials with the adults singing the Franklin theme in the elevator cracks me up.

Wonder Pets and Oswald are good for getting a song stuck in my head all day, but I do tend to change the lyrics some...

Watching wife shows? No. My wife doesn't watch any. She usually has HGTV on. She used to watch ER some, but as a hospital pharmacist she got sick of all the errors.

Speaking of Noggin, ever watch the video of Lisa Loeb singing "Catch the Moon?" Or how about "Victor Vito?" Good stuff!

That DAMN Franklin song just keeps comming back into my head! "Here's Franklin".........

Don't know what I am talking about? Check these out: http://www.noggin.com/shows/movemusic.php

C4

**Barry in IN** · 04-13-07, 19:07

Originally Posted by C4IGrant

Speaking of Noggin, ever watch the video of Lisa Loeb singing "Catch the Moon?" Or how about "Victor Vito?" Good stuff!
C4

Yes...I...Have.

**rob_s** · 04-13-07, 19:07

The GF has sucked me in to 3 shows, and I don't really mind in any case:
24 - fun gunplay
Lost - hot chicks mud wrestling
Deperate Housewives - MILFs!

Her son 9 year old watches a ton of TV, and while a couple of shows I don't mind watching, I don't watch religiously. The less than annoying shows:
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Some show with a kid named Billy and Death

I won't have anything to do with the following, you figure out which ones are the GF and which ones are the kid"
Grey's Anatomy
House
Jimmy Neutron
Fairly Oddparents

I did manage to get the GF hooked on reruns of Six Feet Under (if you can overlook the gay buttsex, it was a good show), and her and the kid like Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters, and she tolerates UFC.

**VA_Dinger** · 04-13-07, 19:22

I get zapped with these four every week.

Gray's anatomy
American Idol
Dancing with the stars
Lost

I can handle Lost even though I have no idea what’s going on. I leave the room for the other three or just read a book.

My daughters are all pre-teen so I cannot even be in the same room with their shows. I look just long enough to make sure it’s not too stupid, sexual, or ethnic . Then I quickly get the hell out of dodge.

**FinalFusion** · 04-13-07, 19:30

Ha Ha, finally got my wife into that after the first season!....lol

Originally Posted by M4arc

Childrens shows that I either sing along with and or have watched:

- Backyardigans
- Wonderpets

"Wife" shows that I have gotten sucked into and cannot escape (resistance is futile)

Grey's Anatomy

"Husband" shows that I have gotten the "wife" sucked into and she cannot escape (resistance is futile)

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