My Wife Bought Bud Lite, Is There Any Way To Turn It Into Beer?

[Business_Casual]

Now I have a whole case of this piss water.

B_C

[Don Robison]

My Wife Bought Bud Lite, Is There Any Way To Turn It Into Beer?

Yep, send her back to the store.

[Belmont31R]

Tell her bottled water is cheaper, and tastes the same.

[Business_Casual]

Yep, send her back to the store.

This is just the same as the time she complained that I didn't turn the oven on. How would I know where the oven is?

B_C

[mcurrier]

This is just the same as the time she complained that I didn't turn the oven on. How would I know where the oven is?

B_C

What is a o-v-e-n ?

[Complication]

I'm sorry to say, B_C, but this is YOUR fault.

What were you doing letting her out of the kitchen in the first place?

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What do you say to the guy who ran over your wife?
"What were you doing driving through my kitchen?"

[Business_Casual]

Fair point. I have to admit I let her wear shoes as well.

B_C

[kmrtnsn]

I'm confused. Are you newlyweds or something? I mean, Bud Light? Sorry, she has to go.

[5pins]

I'm sorry to say, B_C, but this is YOUR fault.

What were you doing letting her out of the kitchen in the first place

Well someone needs to do the shopping.

[Complication]

Fair point. I have to admit I let her wear shoes as well.

B_C

You're living dangerously, man.

Well someone needs to do the shopping.

Buying beer isn't "shopping." It's "fieldcraft and survival." So really, the mods should move this post into the appropriate forum.