My Wife Bought Bud Lite, Is There Any Way To Turn It Into Beer?

[orionz06]

[Irish]

Any lowly scallywag bringing that weak excuse for grog to my vessel would walk the plank.

[Scoby]

It could be worse. It could've been Icehouse.

Scoby

[Robb Jensen]

Bud Light isn't too bad for boiling ribs or brats in before grilling.

[Artos]

bl tastes fine compared to the 55 calorie bud select my wife brought home the other day. Have no idea how she can drink it??

Imagine topo chico w/ a spalsh of corona. YUCK!!!

[ZDL]

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[Belmont31R]

Ha....... on the 1st date ever with my now wife I made a comment about how small her feet were. She kinda looked at me funny, and had that "huh" look on her face. I said oh that means you can stand closer to the sink.



It was a joke I heard, and for some reason spitted it out on a 1st date with a hot chick. She called me when I was still on the way home, and asked ME for a 2nd date....

[Complication]

Complication: I like your style, man.

It's a luxury I can afford since I haven't fallen into that particular bear trap quite yet.

Incidentally, other luxuries I can afford are:
1) Not even stocking beer in the house anymore. All I have is Chivas 18 (which I'm about to pour a glass of).
2) My Noveske.
3) Letting the dog sleep on the bed.

I imagine that, when the day comes, 2 of those 3 things are going to have to go.

[Business_Casual]

FFS, I don't let the dog on the bed. He can sleep on the floor. Well, unless he can go to the store and buy decent beer... then I might let him on the bed.

B_C

[Complication]

Well, unless he can go to the store and buy decent beer...

Does hunting lions count?