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Thread: My Wife Bought Bud Lite, Is There Any Way To Turn It Into Beer?

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    Shit. At least she bought you beer. Last week, I attempted to sneak off down the beer isle to get me a treat. I was stopped cold in my tracks and informed that I had already spent my beer money on ammo.

    There are only two reasons I agree to go to the store. Beer and ammo. I think my wife is ATF....because she seems to regulate these things I love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar 319 View Post
    Shit. At least she bought you beer. Last week, I attempted to sneak off down the beer isle to get me a treat. I was stopped cold in my tracks and informed that I had already spent my beer money on ammo.

    There are only two reasons I agree to go to the store. Beer and ammo. I think my wife is ATF....because she seems to regulate these things I love.
    This is why you need the double secret probabtion fund!

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    This has got to be one of the funniest threads on here in a long time! Oh and thanks for the cooking tip Gotm4.
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    Whats the difference between a sex in a canoe and Bud Light?









    They're both ****ing close to water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rdm View Post
    Whats the difference between a sex in a canoe and Bud Light?
    What does sex in a canoe and Bud Light have in common?
    Last edited by Complication; 04-17-10 at 23:58.

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    I dont know how to turn it into beer, but I can turn it all into pee pretty fast.

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    natural light anyone?

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    If I willingly let my wife buy beer without saying what kind, hell would have frozen over.
    "...but on the surface it looks like a Satan sandwich." Rep. Emanuel Cleaver

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    Good to see someone else shares my opinion.

    First beer I ever had was when I was 13, and it was a Bud Light. After that experience, I knew that I didn't like beer, or so I thought until about half a year or so ago when I finally had some good beers.

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    Yeah...I'm a little inebriated...It made sense until I typed it.

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