Starbucks!!!!!!!!

[Mojo58]

For good coffee I usually hit a local Italian place for a French press. It seems to be a little more fresh, and not burned.

That "burned" taste is the result of a full city roast bean. Starbucks, to my knowledge, full city roasts their beans and it's become their signature. I learned this from a rep that sold and bought for Starbucks' major competitor. It's the most common comment made by those that are not fond of the Starbucks taste. It's just a matter of personal preference. The French press is a great way to enjoy a cup of coffee. Yes...coffee you can chew -- just the way I like it. Do we sound "gay" yet? Or is it just me?

[FJB]

Mojo,
Nothing gay about drinking good black coffee that a spoon can stand up in the cup. Now if you order a "vente mocha cappacino with shot of espresso whip cream chocolate shavings upside down" making everyone wait 20 minutes for your order then I'd say you better check your manhood as you are either a eunich or swim on the other side of the pool.

S/F

[Nathan_Bell]

Mojo,
Nothing gay about drinking good black coffee that a spoon can stand up in the cup. Now if you order a "vente mocha cappacino with shot of espresso whip cream chocolate shavings upside down" making everyone wait 20 minutes for your order then I'd say you better check your manhood as you are either a eunich or swim on the other side of the pool.

S/F

Thought the sweet little old lady infront of me in the line was going to attack the coffee queer infront of her for that type of order. Still grinning thinking about it

[Cameron]

Thank God this is was a hoax, I live 200m from a Starbucks and stop there EVERY morning. If this hadn't been a hoax one of us would have had to move...

Cameron

[Eric]

Ah yes. Starbucks is more common than McDonald's in the Pac NW. I pass no less than four on my way to work each day. You can't swing a dead cat w/o hitting one.

[Mojo58]

Mojo,
Nothing gay about drinking good black coffee that a spoon can stand up in the cup. Now if you order a "vente mocha cappacino with shot of espresso whip cream chocolate shavings upside down" making everyone wait 20 minutes for your order then I'd say you better check your manhood as you are either a eunich or swim on the other side of the pool.

S/F

ROFLMAO

[5POINT56]

99% of the time, my coffee pot has a freshly brewed batch waiting for me in my kitchen every morning...and I pay slightly more than the water used for great coffee.

But....on the very rare occasion, I will go to Starbucks and order <brace yourselves> a vente non-fat, no whip valilla mocha.

To some here, that may immediately qualify me as a rainbow hugging homo....but to the person I go to bed with and wake up with every morning....I'm a ****in stud. And that is all that matters. I'm not sayin' Starbucks has anything to do with the girl I have....but it hasn't hurt....and a homo I most certainly am not.

[NickB]

To some here, that may immediately qualify me as a rainbow hugging homo....but to the person I go to bed with and wake up with every morning....I'm a ****in stud. And that is all that matters. I'm not sayin' Starbucks has anything to do with the girl I have....but it hasn't hurt....and a homo I most certainly am not.

I know a gay guy who was married with two kids. Let's talk in 5 years... Just kidding man - she's beautiful! I'd post my girl if I thought she wouldn't kill me.

[FJB]

"Me doth think he protests too much."

Seriously, nice babe but am convinced you are checking your manhood at the door when you order that foo-foo coffee on a daily basis. You might be coming down with a case of vaginitus. It starts with "pussy" shaped sores on your body that keeps spreading until you are a giant "pussy." The only cure is red meat, black bold coffee, smell of gun powder, and a cold dark beer after a solid minimum 500 round range training session.

S/F

[5POINT56]

"Me doth think he protests too much."

Seriously, nice babe but am convinced you are checking your manhood at the door when you order that foo-foo coffee on a daily basis. You might be coming down with a case of vaginitus. It starts with "pussy" shaped sores on your body that keeps spreading until you are a giant "pussy." The only cure is red meat, black bold coffee, smell of gun powder, and a cold dark beer after a solid minimum 500 round range training session.

S/F

If you look at that photo above and think I'm protesting about anything, you need glasses...and fast my friend.

Hey, this perceived indignity by ordering a foofy coffee drink at Starbucks is nothing when compared to some more magnificent indignities I have managed in the past.

The last time I was in a S.B.'s, me and the very obviously lezbo cashier had a humorous exchange.

Her: I like the bracelet...I have one like it!

Me: Oh really? What's it say on yours?

Her: Well this was from my former partner...its from N.A. (Narcotics Anonymous) and it's inscribed with inspirational messages and such! What's it say on yours?

Me: Its simply to show support for some of the most brave and worthy among us.

Her: Oh, that's really cool...who??

Me: AMERICAN SNIPERS. C CO. 2/1 SFG (A) U.S ARMY baby...now where's that coffee?!!!?

She just looked dumbfounded after that.