If you look at that photo above and think I'm protesting about anything, you need glasses...and fast my friend.
Hey, this perceived indignity by ordering a foofy coffee drink at Starbucks is nothing when compared to some more magnificent indignities I have managed in the past.
The last time I was in a S.B.'s, me and the very obviously lezbo cashier had a humorous exchange.
Her: I like the bracelet...I have one like it!
Me: Oh really? What's it say on yours?
Her: Well this was from my former partner...its from N.A. (Narcotics Anonymous) and it's inscribed with inspirational messages and such! What's it say on yours?
Me: Its simply to show support for some of the most brave and worthy among us.
Her: Oh, that's really cool...who??
Me: AMERICAN SNIPERS. C CO. 2/1 SFG (A) U.S ARMY baby...now where's that coffee?!!!?
She just looked dumbfounded after that.
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