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    Excellent!

    I was in a major airport recently checking my luggage which include my "work gear" and when I informed the lady in checkin that I had an unloaded firearm to declare (my M4) the guy behind me says, "I shudder to think what is in that case. Am sure if I knew I wouldn't want to fly." To which I replied, "I am not the wolf, but the sheep dog. I protect grass eaters like you from the ones that scare you. You don't need to worry about what is in my case." His silence was deafening. I had hoped for at least a baaaaaa.

    S/F

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5POINT56 View Post
    If you look at that photo above and think I'm protesting about anything, you need glasses...and fast my friend.

    Hey, this perceived indignity by ordering a foofy coffee drink at Starbucks is nothing when compared to some more magnificent indignities I have managed in the past.

    The last time I was in a S.B.'s, me and the very obviously lezbo cashier had a humorous exchange.

    Her: I like the bracelet...I have one like it!

    Me: Oh really? What's it say on yours?

    Her: Well this was from my former partner...its from N.A. (Narcotics Anonymous) and it's inscribed with inspirational messages and such! What's it say on yours?

    Me: Its simply to show support for some of the most brave and worthy among us.

    Her: Oh, that's really cool...who??

    Me: AMERICAN SNIPERS. C CO. 2/1 SFG (A) U.S ARMY baby...now where's that coffee?!!!?

    She just looked dumbfounded after that.
    Awesome. In my former life as a golf club repairman I accidentally called many of these women "sir." Most of them took it pretty well, some even laughed, but one was pretty upset. Our heated exchange ended when I told her, "get rid of the Carhartts and buzz cut, and then maybe you won't have this problem." Then I taught her how to build golf clubs and we became friends. Haha.
    --Nick
    Owner, Reptilia & Side Project, LLC

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJB View Post
    Excellent!

    I was in a major airport recently checking my luggage which include my "work gear" and when I informed the lady in checkin that I had an unloaded firearm to declare (my M4) the guy behind me says, "I shudder to think what is in that case. Am sure if I knew I wouldn't want to fly." To which I replied, "I am not the wolf, but the sheep dog. I protect grass eaters like you from the ones that scare you. You don't need to worry about what is in my case." His silence was deafening. I had hoped for at least a baaaaaa.

    S/F
    That is awesome! One of those moments I wish I could have witnessed.

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    I only hit SB if there's no other better alternatives around. Their corporate political positions make it hard for me to give them money so they can turn around and support Demoshitheads.

    They burn, not roast their beans which doesn't do much for me for either taste or caffeine. The longer you roast beans, more caffeine is roasted out of the coffee.

    YMMV

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