First Time Prospective Gun Owner ... Liberal Dem ... Delicious

[30 cal slut]

Okay, so I live in the liberal northeast in a state that has some fairly restrictive gun laws. Not the worst in the land, but they suck.

I have a buddy who just got bitten by BRD. Wicked bad. I mean, he is going crazy - he wants to buy multiple AR's in different flavors and a few shotties and a handgun or two. I've been taking him shooting a few times, so, I can claim yet another victim. muhahahahahahah.

Anyhoo, I find it deliciously ironic that he is a liberal democrat who in the past has supported antigun politicians.

Following is a conversation i had recently:

friend: so, I want to get two AR's, one in 5.56 and one in 7.62. and then I want to get a precision rifle, and a couple of shotguns, and a coule of handguns. where can i go to get these?

slut: i know a good shop, i suggest _____'s. good service and reasonable prices.

friend: dude, do you have time to go shop with me this weekend? i want these NOW.

slut: whoa, slow down, dude. you know there's a two week wait on rifle and shotgun purchases, right?

friend: WHAT?!!!

slut: uh, and you can't legally purchase a handgun from a dealer in this state without your ccw permit.

friend: WHAT?!!!

slut: uh, yeah. you need to apply for your CCW.

friend: How do I do that?

slut: Well, first you gotta get the application, then take a firearms safety class, then get fingerprinted, then submit your application and pay the fees.

friend: How long will that take?

slut: hmmm, in your town, about four months.

friend: WHAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!! THAT SUCKS.

slut: That's what you get for voting democrat.

friend: This is bullshit, I mean, didn't the Supreme Court say that we all have a right to be armed?

slut: I iz just sayin ...

Sorry, just had to share, too funny. A lightbulb moment.

[500grains]

Excellent!

I hope that Dem is finally starting to see what his party is doing:

[30 cal slut]

I'm a little hard on the dems here, and to a large extent that is deserved, but, we have some rinos that are also pretty bad when it comes to guns.

[GermanSynergy]

A 2 week wait for rifle and shotgun purchases? I thought Maryland was bad....

[Heavy Metal]

Okay, so I live in the liberal northeast in a state that has some fairly restrictive gun laws. Not the worst in the land, but they suck.

I have a buddy who just got bitten by BRD. Wicked bad. I mean, he is going crazy - he wants to buy multiple AR's in different flavors and a few shotties and a handgun or two. I've been taking him shooting a few times, so, I can claim yet another victim. muhahahahahahah.

Anyhoo, I find it deliciously ironic that he is a liberal democrat who in the past has supported antigun politicians.

Following is a conversation i had recently:



Sorry, just had to share, too funny. A lightbulb moment.

Karma can be an ironic bitch at times can't it? LOL!

[SeriousStudent]

Bless you for bringing someone over from the dark side.

Maybe he'll think about it, the next time he's in the voting booth.

[Erik 1]

A 2 week wait for rifle and shotgun purchases? I thought Maryland was bad....

Only if you don't have a CCW permit, but yeah. (I happen to be in the same state.) I love seeing those, "Oh wait, that means me?" moments.

[Bolt_Overide]

And yet another poor misunderstanding soul sees the light..

[bkb0000]

Bless you for bringing someone over from the dark side.

from?

[SteyrAUG]

When liberals vote for gun control, they always believe they will be controlling other people and their rights won't be affected in any way. Just like they thought they were gonna get free health care and some other mythical rich person was gonna pay the bill for all of it. And they assume if things get really bad they can always get a Uzi "on the street" for about $100 or a Glock at the "back door" of a gun shop without any regulations for $50.

It is always enlightening to watch these folks discover they are wrong.