Super Shovel

**jklaughrey** · 01-16-11, 15:05

Act now and you can get not 1 but 2 super shovels for 19.99 + S/H. But wait there is more. We will thrown in a case of Top Ramen(chicken flavor) and a small Chinese boy that you can put to work in your factory, home, target range. Hurry Hurry Hurry, supplies are limited. On the shovels, not the unwanted chinese children.

**Quiet-Matt** · 01-16-11, 15:20

Well... That would certainly do away with alot of the clutter in my garage and kitchen. The simple fact that it has a bottle opener makes it a wonderful tool. And that music... well that kicked ass!

**QuickStrike** · 01-16-11, 21:55

I'd probably shell out around 20 bucks for one just to see what kind of beating it can take.

Hopefully not the same overall quality and materials as those made in china "wall hanger" swords.

**LOKNLOD** · 01-16-11, 22:23

Originally Posted by pilotguyo540

Triumphant western music...

is that the theme to "the sons of katie elder"? I think it is!

**pilotguyo540** · 01-16-11, 22:45

Originally Posted by jklaughrey

Act now and you can get not 1 but 2 super shovels for 19.99 + S/H. But wait there is more. We will thrown in a case of Top Ramen(chicken flavor) and a small Chinese boy that you can put to work in your factory, home, target range. Hurry Hurry Hurry, supplies are limited. On the shovels, not the unwanted chinese children.

We should team up and make the greatest infommercials of all time!!!

**jklaughrey** · 01-16-11, 22:56

Well I suppose we could come up with a few original ideas to help those poor Chinese sell more shit to us unassuming American whores!

**SoDak** · 01-17-11, 00:12

If that thing held up I wouldn't mind having one. I like the addition of a small hammer and wire cutter. Plus I now know that an entrenching tool makes an excellent shield

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**Abraxas** · 01-17-11, 00:24

Sad part is that it looks like a better product than the Gerber e-tool that I got issued for deployment.

**SoDak** · 01-17-11, 00:33

Originally Posted by Abraxas

Sad part is that it looks like a better product than the Gerber e-tool that I got issued for deployment.

Did you have some trouble with it?

I've got one and I guess it's ok. It's held up fine to my light use. I don't care for the position of the shovel head in spade mode since it makes the tool completely useless for clearing snow under a vehicle(thank god I had a real shovel with when I learned this).