I took two years of Latin in high school. People always say to me: "That must have really helped your English vocabulary".
To which I reply: "No, my english vocabulary helped me with my Latin."
What a worthless class...
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I took two years of Latin in high school. People always say to me: "That must have really helped your English vocabulary".
To which I reply: "No, my english vocabulary helped me with my Latin."
What a worthless class...
Last edited by RAM Engineer; 01-31-11 at 08:14.
"sheeple"
"grammar", and "spelling"
As in, people who think grammar and spelling ability are the only signs of human intelligence.
I would love to see what Einstein's posts would have looked like if they had web forums back in the day. I can picture it now: "Einstein, your full of shit bro, you can't even spell Atom, It's "atom" not "adam", go to hell dude, your an idiot, we're going to work on this equation without you!!!"
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-me
'All of my firearms have 4 military features, a barrel, a trigger, a hammer, and a stock."
-coworker
Hahahaha, makes me chuckle when I hear it.
Bangstick/Boomstick/Blaster
"clip" instead of magazine
"axe" you a question
"Fo-tay" glock
"I have an Idear" American Chopper, Paul Sr. grrrrrrrr, drives me nuts
Just about anything being spouted in GD over on TOS
I forgot where I saw it but it was a fantastic sig line.
something like this,
Better to remain silent and have people question your intelligence than to speak and remove all doubt.
S.M.
"I'd rather have a Bloody Mary made from the bandage drippings of a dozen Ebola victims than watch BattleField Earth again."
SeriousStudent
Pique is French in origin and pronounced 'peek'.
Cashe - also French and pronounced 'cash' as in 'Johnny' or 'cold hard'. Not, 'cash-eh'.
Stella Artois - Belgian (they speak French), pronounced 'ar-twa' as in the three-way fun fest by the same name 'menage a trois'. It is not A-torres.
Before Freedom Fries and the general red-necking of America is was considered classy to have some understand of French.
Hate
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I'm a professional WAGer- WillBrink /// "Comey is a smarmy, self righteous mix of J. Edgar Hoover and a gay Lurch from the "Adams Family"." -Averageman
-I can't stand when affect and effect are interchanged and used incorrectly.
-I hate when people say "I could care less" when they really mean to say "I COULDN"T care less".
-The whole "WTF", "OMG", "LOL", "ROLMFAO" thing pisses me the **** off. A big "SMD" to all you pricks!
-My old Texan Roomate from college used to say "Let's go get some lick" meaning liquor and it always eerked me. I did laugh everytime he said "Dang-o" though, and adapted it to my vocabulary as well.
I agree the bushy, dissy, middy, shottie, fo-tay. 9 mili shit gets old.
Oh and the next time someone refers to their guitar as an "Axe", I'm going to take it outside and try to chop a tree down with it. I play and prefer "guitbox", or "twang slut".
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i hate when people say strength "strenth".
i hate when people say coupon "coopon".
i hate when people say root, smooth, poop, goop, or anything with a double "o" and make it sound like the double "o" in "foot".
and other things of that sort... they may be right, i don't know. doesn't change the fact that it makes me red in the face.
Acta Non Verba
She teaches English and she really hates when I revert to street slang and Ebonics for certain things, let alone the use of my bastardized LA Mexican slang.
As far as speech is concerned I just hate words used that are over accentuated. Then the addition of tonal nuance and inflection when unneeded is horrifying. You know the speech I refer...Flaming Gay man speech. It is fake. Men don't grow up speaking this way. So why the act?
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"To keep you is no gain, to destroy you is no loss."- Khmer Rouge
'stang for Ford Mustang
P-cola for Pensicola, Florida
'frisco for San Francisco
I hate any "druggie" slang -especially when gun owners use such slang. E.g.:
-got a little stash of . . .
-scored some . . .
-get happy on the . . .
And I really hate the term "busted my cherry on . . ."
Did I mention that I grew up in the 1970s? (and I really hate what happened to the USA during the 1960s and 70s). Many of the terms I hate became popular during the 1970s.
Last edited by TY44934; 01-31-11 at 10:31.
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