
Originally Posted by
kartoffel
One motivated dickhead with a powerful lawyer can ruin years of SOP, so be careful

I've testified in those situations as well.
Had to testify in arbitration last month for a guy who was suing us because he claimed we beat him up.
What actually happened: The guest was pointed out to me by a busboy as being extremely drunk. Since it was our Sunday night pool party, he was shirtless. He was sitting on a curb around a ivy covered large metal planter. He tried to stand up, but he was too drunk to stand, so he fell back into the planter, and slid down it, scraping the shit out of his back. Before my supervisor and I got to him, he did it again. When we saw him bleeding, we tried to offer him medical assistance and take him to the medics we have on staff before we removed him from the club. This resulted in him freaking out and punching my boss in the face, which led to him being restrained on the ground. One of his friends also tried to jump on my boss's back, which led to him ending up on the ground as well. His lawsuit, and his 4 witnesses (all his friends, and all with completely different stories), stated that he wasn't drunk, he slipped on water, and that we eye-gouged and choked him. His friends also stated that we were Samoan, and a bunch of Samoans beat him up. I'm Irish, and my boss is Italian. There weren't any Samoans there. His lawyer also said that, because of my size, I could hurt someone if I wanted to, to which I responded "So you're saying because I'm fat, it means I like beating people up?". That got alot of laughs, and ended his line of questioning. Needless to say, his suit got thrown out. Apparently his lawyer was his girlfriend's dad or something, the guy filing suit was a busboy at another club.
That's the kind of dumb shit I have to deal with on a regular basis.
"It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge. War endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner."
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