This isn't entirely CCW related, but nonetheless is relevant due to the mindset (I use this word rather loosely) that some people have in regards to firearms in general.
Since my GI bill can't cover my expenses by itself, I have a job in security. Not the greatest job, but it allows me to have a full time job I can work around school.
Working an armed post is great. All the armed guards are squared away, and good people to be around. But since all the positions in my area are filled, I act as a stand in when someone needs the time off and spend my time working at another site.
While most of the people at these other sites are decent (Mostly retired LEO's and college students), there is a fair share of the "can't be wannabe cop" and "I think I'm highspeed even though I could clearly not cut in the military" types. Most of these guys are harmless and good to have around for a good laugh now and again.
There is one kid we have working with us. He is 22 years old and still lives with his parents (And I wouldn't be surprised if he still sleeps in a race car bed). He pretty much epitomizes that kid who plays way too many video games and thinks it equates to real world training, but takes it a step further. He has said a few thinks since I have known him that even people with little to no experience in regards to firearms and CCW would find to be utter bullshit. Since I can't remember everything, here are some highlights of the things that are just too facepalm worthy for me to forget.
-Is ABSOLUTELY in love with his Glock 19. To the point I'm sure he has tried to fornicate with it.
-Told me that Glock no longer does business with the US. Since his Glock 19 says Austria on the slide, it is super rare and worth a lot of money.
-Thinks that the AR should only come 6.8 SPC and that 5.56 is useless. He has never shot an AR in 6.8.
-Told me when he was in Job Corps he took some tactical weapons course taught by some Blackwater Dude. Apparently he learned that you can effectively ricochet a 9mm off of a concrete barricade and this is an effective means of engaging a target behind cover.
-Claims to be qualified in pistol, rifle, shotgun, handcuffs, taser, and OC spray. Has no way of proving this.
-Has tried to convince me on several occasions there is a US Marshall where we live that carries two Desert Eagles as his duty weapons.
-Thinks an "FFL" is some license that allows you to buy machine guns (Has nothing to do with sale or manufacturing), and that in order to get one it costs $800 dollars, which he is saving up for. On top of that, he said our supervisor has one (I asked my supervisor, and he looked really confused).
-Has a "Go" bag he carries around with him everywhere. The "Go" bag is a shitty Condor day pack that was packed with a pair of jeans, a smelly Glock t-shirt, a pair of whitey-tighties, a cell phone charger, half a bottle of Mountain Dew, and a gun magazine (The kind you read). I only know this because he got really excited about it and did a bag dump for me.
-Told me he was having issues shooting, and from what it sounded like, he was anticipating the recoil. I suggested he try the ball and dummy drill at the range, and immediately proclaimed that he has already done that in "training" and doesn't need to do it again. I asked if he does any dryfire and he said no because they guy at Bass Pro told him not to.
-Says he wears a security badge "Off Duty"
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