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    Quote Originally Posted by lloydkristmas View Post
    Sounds like this guy was:

    A) a poser
    B) interested in sexing your butt
    A) The guy was most certainly a douche, poser, full r-tard, ect...

    B) This is just a revolting thought
    I don't know Magsz, but...This is one of the best quotes ever...
    "Despite reloading like im punching Nancy Pelosi in the face, i still cant reliably get glocks to auto forward, especially 19's."

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    So now we have the following in the same thread:

    -Dry as a popcorn fart

    -and-

    -window licker

    Both have me rollin!!!
    I don't know Magsz, but...This is one of the best quotes ever...
    "Despite reloading like im punching Nancy Pelosi in the face, i still cant reliably get glocks to auto forward, especially 19's."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew78 View Post
    So now we have the following in the same thread:

    -Dry as a popcorn fart

    -and-

    -window licker

    Both have me rollin!!!
    I can't take credit for the popcorn fart thing, it's something Hackathorn said at the range all the time when I was growing up.

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    How 'bout some visual references?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdP__LQ8ms
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mauser KAR98K View Post
    How 'bout some visual references?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdP__LQ8ms
    My. God. the stupidity of some people.
    Quote Originally Posted by MistWolf View Post
    A discussion involving the gayest lubrication, pinkies, Popsicles, hammering balls and dripping guns, all in the same thread...
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    I like living a life in which beer is an appetizer, the floor is just another shelf, and the world is my urinal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mauser KAR98K View Post
    How 'bout some visual references?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdP__LQ8ms
    I like when the secondary motor fails to fire on the Javelin... that's a real shit the pants kinda moment..
    When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.. - Ronald Reagan

    smoke and drink and screw..that's what I was born to do.. - Steel Panther

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuietShootr View Post
    Have you noticed that the vast majority of the asshattery on there involved pistol-grip shotguns and fat dudes with their shirt sleeves cut off?

    ETA: what the **** was that bolt gun at the end? I've shot a .460 Weatherby Magnum and it didn't jump out of my HANDS, FFS.
    I believe it was a .700 Nitro Express.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuietShootr View Post
    Have you noticed that the vast majority of the asshattery on there involved pistol-grip shotguns and fat dudes with their shirt sleeves cut off?

    ETA: what the **** was that bolt gun at the end? I've shot a .460 Weatherby Magnum and it didn't jump out of my HANDS, FFS.



    iirc,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.700_Nitro_Express

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reagans Rascals View Post
    I like when the secondary motor fails to fire on the Javelin... that's a real shit the pants kinda moment..
    Have you noticed that the vast majority of the asshattery on there involved pistol-grip shotguns and fat dudes with their shirt sleeves cut off?

    ETA: what the **** was that bolt gun at the end? I've shot a .460 Weatherby Magnum and it didn't jump out of my HANDS, FFS.
    Last edited by QuietShootr; 08-04-11 at 17:48.

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    No problem. Figure I post this for any CCW instructors to bookmark and show in classes of what NOT to do.
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