Axl Rose embraces his inner has-been!

[sadmin]

That sucks...I mean he did tailspin into a douche nozzle; but at one time, he was the man. Appetite is ONE OF THE BEST albums of all time. (imo)


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"I been thinkin' 'bout
Thinkin' 'bout brunch
Always hungry for somethin'
That I haven't yet munched"

[SteyrAUG]

LOL! Stop guys, your killin' me!

Just WOW.

Maybe he can do a cover album with William Shatner?

Unlike Rose, Shanter is actually cool and has a career.

[Rattlehead]

"He's been dancing with Mr. ColdStone."

I lol'd.

[jmp45]

I thought it was a Farley

[PdxMotoxer]

"He's been dancing with Mr. ColdStone."

ok ok i LoL'ed at that.

Someone i did see not to long ago and i was

I know the beach scen from top gun was way way back and most of us were in better shape in younger years but Val???

"I'll be you huckelberry"

pie, cobbler, and anything else eatable!!!

He's pushin 300#

[Magic_Salad0892]

Axl Rose should refrain from stealing other people's ideas.

Karma comes in the form of calories.

[Dunderway]

Fat jokes, really?

Sorry, I'm generally not a celebrity gusher but I loved GNR in the day. So here is my defense of Axl Rose:

1. The guy has to be at leat 50 by now and really doesn't look that bad at all (other than his grooming and dressing).
2. He stayed away from/minimized drugs, and didn't screw his life up like everyone else in rock at that time, including his own band.
3. He was a VERY smart businessman and owns just about all of the rights to everything GNR ever produced. Most people here (including me) can not even fathom that amount of money. The guy doesn't really need a "career" now, he's just having fun.
4. He has banged more centerfolds/models than anyone in this thread has ever jerked off to.
5. Haters gonna hate, or something like that.

[Dunderway]

Unlike Rose, Shanter is actually cool and has a career.

Axl will never have to do Expedia commercials to pay the rent.

[one]

I tried clicking the bar to view the larger image but my monitors only so big.

[SteyrAUG]

Axl will never have to do Expedia commercials to pay the rent.

Your hero is a ****ing loser nutjob.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axl_Rose#Personal_life

In early 1986, Rose began a relationship with model Erin Everly, the daughter of singer Don Everly of the Everly Brothers. He wrote the song "Sweet Child o' Mine" for her, and Everly appeared in the accompanying music video. Rose and Everly were married on April 28, 1990 in Las Vegas. According to Everly, Rose had shown up at her home the previous day with a gun in his car and told her that he would kill himself if she did not marry him.[53] Less than a month later, Rose first filed for divorce.

In August 1993, Rose filed a lawsuit against Stephanie Seymour, claiming that she had "kicked and grabbed" him during a 1992 Christmas party at their Malibu home, and that she refused to return more than $100,000 worth of jewelry he had given her as gifts.[53] Seymour counter-sued in October, contending that Rose—angry because she had held the party after he had wanted to cancel it—had slapped and punched her and kicked her down a flight of stairs. She admitted to grabbing his testicles as a defensive measure.[53]

After being subpoenaed to testify during Seymour's case, Everly filed her own lawsuit in March 1994, accusing Rose of physical and emotional assault and sexual battery.[8][53] Everly testified that throughout their four-and-a-half-year relationship she suffered regular beatings that at times left her hospitalized.[53] In her sworn deposition, she stated that Rose—who was an adherent of past life regression therapy—believed that she and Seymour had been sisters in a past life and were now trying to kill him.[8] Rose had allegedly also told her that he and Everly had been Native Americans in another past life and that Everly had killed their children, and that's why he treated her poorly in this life.[8]

In contrast to the debauched image Guns N' Roses projected in its heyday, Rose had stopped using drugs of any kind after the band became successful.[32] However, he did not disavow the use of illicit substances entirely, stating, "I have a different physical constitution and different mindset about drugs than anybody I've known in Hollywood, because I don't abstain from doing drugs, but I won't allow myself to have a ****in' habit. I won't allow it."[54] In the early 1990s, Rose became a staunch believer in homeopathic medicine and began regularly undergoing past life regression therapy.[7] He shared his uncovered memories of being sexually abused by his biological father, which he said had stopped his emotional growth at two years old, saying, "When they talk about Axl Rose being a screaming two-year-old, they're right."[5]