14) If it's stuck and it's not supposed to be, WD40. If it's not stuck and it's supposed to be, Duct Tape.
13) Duct Tape Haiku: "Duct Tape is a tool, for it fixes sandals gold; beaches here I come." ~ Shaun Holloway
12) Duct tape is like the Force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
11) "Once trust is broken, not even Duct Tape can fix it." ~ Shaun Holloway
10) "If a woman's mind were made of Duct Tape, I would at least have a slight chance of understanding her." ~ Shaun Holloway
9) A person is rich in proportion to the number of things he or she has Duct Taped.
8) Some people see broken things as 'trash;' I see broken things and say 'get the Duct Tape.'
7) Most people Duct Tape where the problem is. I Duct Tape where the problem will be.
6) The mind once expanded with the knowledge of Duct Tape never returns to its original size.
5) The true Leader always has Duct Tape.
4) Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good Duct Tape is barely enough.
3) Anything worth doing is worth doing with Duct Tape.
2) To err is human. To repair with Duct Tape, divine.
1) It ain't broke; it just lacks Duct Tape.
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