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Identify as a firearmsexual polygamist, marry all my firearms in addition to my wife, claim minority oppression if anyone tries to seperate me from any of my wives.
Have my wife do the same.
Get corn rows, start wearing a LOT of salmon colored LaCrosse shirts and socks with Birkenstocks.
Always talk about how hot it was at the range with my wives because **** other people, we have to have homosexuality shoved in our faces, they can have firearmsexuality shoved in theirs.
I'm sure we're somehow 1/64 jewish as well being of european heritage, so we'll also claim antisemitism for good measure.
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