Douche Gear 2015...

**brickboy240** · 04-07-15, 14:17

Umm...I don't think 5.11 pants and Oakleys qualify as "douche wear" unless you are wearing those chrome, flashy Oakleys! LOL

**vaglocker** · 04-07-15, 15:07

If you identified with anything in this thread and took it too seriously you may be a douche.

**Honu** · 04-07-15, 15:29

OH no worries know its not directed at me at all

so all good

but whats funny is when shark bait (white tourists) come out on the boats and fail to put sun block on there feet and wear sandals

ahhaahahahhaha OH you can imagine having the tops of your feet fried
whats even better is when you say HEY put suntan lotion on those and they reply I am from California I dont need to ?
guess being a cali prick makes you immune to sunburn

it is funny if you can get some gullible enough to go ask that dude why he is wearing a skirt though and they do

from what I have seen a good friendly back slap or friendly punch in the arm from a 350 lb local looks like it hurts the couple times we got people to ask

ahahahahha

Originally Posted by brickboy240

Ok...obviously those guys wearing sandals in AZ or HI....I was not directing that at you. Obviously your locale dictates sandals. Hello!

Around here...sandals just mean your feet are going to get eaten alive by fire ants or mosquitoes. YMMV

Nope..nobody is trying to say you cannot or should not wear certain things. We also do not want you to stop wearing whatever you want or tribal tattooing yourselves from head to toe if it makes you happy.

HOWEVER....you do not have the right to never have others think your appearance choices are...well...douche-like! LOL

You are also free to think me or others dress like douches. I am quite sure that my Wrangler jeans would get a laugh in HI or CA. In TX however...they are normal.

Want to vape or smoke? Again...I could care less. You should have to right to make bad health choices as long as I don't have to pay for them. Smoke away! Dry out a horse turd and smoke that if it makes you happy.

**SteyrAUG** · 04-07-15, 17:19

Originally Posted by brickboy240

Umm...I don't think 5.11 pants and Oakleys qualify as "douche wear" unless you are wearing those chrome, flashy Oakleys! LOL

I pretty much wear 5.11 everything. It's not so much I'm trying to look like a "operator dude" so much as I can buy it wholesale. So that means I have a choice, I can buy pants and polos from Wal Mart which are crap quality or I can buy pants and polos from my suppliers for about the same price and have better quality pants and polos.

I also have a ton of BDU shorts for the same reason. If people want to make fun of how I dress that is fine. I try not to live my life worried about things like my clothes public approval. The fact that 5.11s and BDUs have pockets for all my crap is a bonus.