Originally Posted by
jpmuscle
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One day over lunch we were discussing the fact that the cleaning ladies had found a used condom on the floor in one of the rooms. Since our dorm was not co-ed a big big big investigation, similar to the Lindberg kidnapping case was ensuing.
One of the guys jokingly said one of the other guys at the table was in there banging a student. Jason (made up name) was trying to think up a response when a third guy said 'I've seen Jason in the shower, and I've seen the condom, it wasn't Jason, the condom was unrolled all the way.'
Hilarity ensued, food was spewed.
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President... - Theodore Roosevelt, Lincoln and Free Speech, Metropolitan Magazine, Volume 47, Number 6, May 1918.
Every Communist must grasp the truth. Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party Mao Zedong, 6 November, 1938 - speech to the Communist Patry of China's sixth Central Committee
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