What Is the Stupidest LE Callout That You've Personally Seen Or Participated In...?
Don't want to hijack the other thread about the SC case. We've also done dumbest things heard at gunstores / gunshows, etc. Might as well also add "dumbest thing you've ever heard from a suspect."
Having lived 30+ in South Florida I have personally seen:
1. That guy sold me fake crack.
2. That guy took my money but didn't give me my crack.
3. I was breaking into car and that guy beat my ass. I was only stealing.
4. I pulled a knife on that guy and dude shot me. It was just a knife, he didn't need to shoot me.
5. We shot at this house earlier and guys found us and shot at us.
6. I was driving and drinking and I hit that car, that car was parked in front of my house and that was the reason I hit it. I called the police because I want to have the owner of that car arrested for parking in front of my house. (and no the driveway wasn't blocked, car was just on the street). If that car wasn't there I'd have got into the driveway ok.
7. Why are you arresting me? It's just a little crack...I ain't dealing.
8. It was all those guys who threw bottles at your police car. I was just standing there. I ran because they ran.
9. I'm not drunk, I'm only drinking beer.
10. I put $2 in that coke machine and it didn't work. Owner of the laundromat refused to give me my money back. (Swear to god, actual call to 911, was presented as somebody stole money from me).
Those are 10 off the top of my head. I'm sure someone can beat them.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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