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Eugene Stoner and Mikhail Kalashnikov die and go to Heaven.
As they stand at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says, "Aha. Now that you're both here--before I let you into Heaven I want you both to convince me which of your creations is the better combat weapon."
A million years went by they were still standing in front of the Pearly Gates arguing.
Finally, St. Peter says, "Enough of this! I will decide. Mr. Kalashnikov, for a rifle the AK is a great machine gun, and Mr. Stoner, for a machine gun the AR 15 is a great rifle."
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