Hey Marines, is this true?

[Coal Dragger]

Do not force me to snap the chem-lights, and summon The Mattis:



Once illum has commenced, all I have to do is open the Holy Pound Cake, and He is summoned in accordance with the Prophecy.








(And yeah, that''s a real picture of the wall here in my home office.)

You better have some porn handy too, you got energy drinks and snacks covered. Booze as well.

So yeah, you need porn too. Or a barracks slut or two.

And tobacco, so get a log of Copenhagen and a couple packs of Marlboro’s.

[Dist. Expert 26]

OP- as long as they were wearing the 1775 equivalent of boot bands, then its not gay.

[SeriousStudent]

You better have some porn handy too, you got energy drinks and snacks covered. Booze as well.

So yeah, you need porn too. Or a barracks slut or two.

And tobacco, so get a log of Copenhagen and a couple packs of Marlboro’s.

There is more than one shelf in my office.

[Coal Dragger]

Carry on then.

[jethroUSMC]

How old are you? I went to grade school in the 60's in a small farm town and we had Elmer's glue.

I was in the Marines from 1972 to 1976 and I have to admit I worked with/for some SNCO's that might as well used crayons to write, but educational standards were different then, and several of them had proven themselves to be geniuses in the martial craft.

It depends on where your from. Your older than I yet my kindergarten had finger paste, it was in stupid little jars. Same tards that ate crayons, tried the finger paste a time or two. LOL. Yes Elmers was around when I was growing up. The finger paste made a little less of a mess is why I'm guessing it was used.