I was at an ex-girlfriends condo once when she was cooking dinner. She laid out a can of tomato sauce/paste/whatever on the counter and went about preparing some other things. All of a sudden we hear a loud audible noise that resembled the report of a handgun. The next thing we know we see red splatter all over a wall and the ceiling. I have no idea how old the can was but it made for a good laugh and oh damn someone could have thought someone got shot with the sound then the red stuff splattered everywhere.
"In a nut shell, if it ever goes to Civil War, I'm afraid I'll be in the middle 70%, shooting at both sides" — 26 Inf
"We have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right, and we have to start doing something about them." — CNN's Don Lemon 10/30/18
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